Fifty Shades of Gravy; a Christian Gets Saucy!
I am so excited to announce this book to you.
Fifty Shades of Gravy; a Christian Gets Saucy
‘Probably’ a New York Times Bestseller
As you can imagine, I had a lot of fun writing it.
Submitted for your pleasure, a cookbook intended to dominate ALL of your “Big Dang Sauce Making” (BDSM) desires.
For now, it will only be available at Amazon. You can get the eBook for $5.99 at this link: Fifty Shades of Gravy; a Christian Gets Saucy
An announcement will be made as soon as the paperback is available. The cost of the paperback will be $8.99.
Rave Reviews for
Fifty Shades of Gravy; a Christian Gets Saucy:
“The perfect gift for a submissive housewife!” –
– a homemaker in ATLANTA JOURNALed
“Made me want to lick it all up!” –
– a guy in WASHINGTON POSTed on his blog
“Mouthwatering … Left me wanting more!” –
– someone in NEW YORK said a few TIMES
“Doing gravy is no longer torture!” –
– a reader in OHIO DEMOCRATically opined
“Whipped it, beat it, served it up on a platter!” –
– a lady in L.A POSTed
Fifty Shades of Gravy “a Christian Gets Saucy!” is a cookbook wrapped in a parody surrounded by a comedy with a tongue firmly inserted into a cheek – but the recipes are deadly serious and may leave readers licking the gravy boat. Hallee Bridgeman, A.K.A. “Hallee the Homemaker” rides the gravy train to triumph and hilarity with her premiere cookbook, revealing the secrets of that most seductive comfort food – gravy. Her famous whole food, real food recipes bathe in luxuriant liquid comfort with recipes that are sure to captivate and enslave any audience. Hallee starts with stocks and broths and then explores every shade of gravy you can whip up. Some recipes are entire meals and some are simple sauces while still others are gravies served alongside a traditional holiday feast. There are meaty gravies, comfort food gravies, vegan gravies, gluten-free gravies, and even chocolate gravies! For any gravy question you were too ashamed to ask, this saucy Christian shares the answer.
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Oh HALLEE!!! I am SO PROUD and EXCITED for you!!!!! Great job!
huh???? Why do Christians think they have to tag along with the world and copy-cat them in order to be a success? Sorry, I’m turned off by your title and your innuendo promo. Distasteful.
Gail, did you know that many of our sacred hymns were in fact re-writes of bar songs at the time? They were the same melodies with new words, so they were already familiar with “non church folk”. Also, many of our holidays were pagan holidays that the church adopted and “christianized” as it spread. If something has non-Christian origins, but still blesses God and others, then does it really matter?
I’m sorry, but I think that was kind of mean for you to post on here. When I think of a Christian, the first thing I think of is kindness. You could’ve kindly kept that to yourself. We are all only human, after all.
Be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32
I understand that when doing parodies, the sense of humor will appeal to some and not to others.
I can assure you that the Christian message in this book as strong, if not stronger, than in my others. I tackle the destructive lifestyle that is in the book I’m parodying, and tackle it with Christ’s love.
For the record, I don’t find your comment mean. I appreciate your honesty and your being honest with me.
Bought it! Gravy is always a challenge for me to make, so I’m happy to see this book.
Thank you so much! While writing it, I considered doing videos of gravy making, because so much of it is relative to the moment and you need to know what it should look like here and there, etc. I may still – and then just attach or link videos in another edition.
And now I just love you even more. :-) “Gravy love, my gravy love! I need ya, oh how I need ya love!”